Day 7: This Still Sucks

3/17

Today work came and went. No computer issues today. Business as usual. The gym being closed is still messing up my daily routine. I can’t seem to get myself up in the morning to workout in my basement.

Some wild shit still in NFL free agency. Nick Foles was traded to his 5th team Da Bears. Not sure what his role will be there but I think the magic is over with him. Yes, he had magic.

I have gave into the long battle and I’m laying down the sticky tile in the bathroom this weekend. I’m only doing it to make my wife happy (isn’t that the name of the game?). I went to Home Depot to find out I had to enter at the other end of the store. As I walked out I came to find out there was a line to get in. Home Depot was only allowing 50 people at a time in the store. That is what we have come to. Stood in line for 20 minutes to get in and take 5 minutes to get what I needed. This is getting out of hand.

My wife made delicious burger wraps for dinner tonight. She still is not a better cook than me and I know she would say that herself.

We’re a long ways away from everything going back to normal. Spike Eskin said it himself, he sees the first sport to come back is baseball. They will come back on 4th of July and say America is back. That would be dope but I hope it doesn’t get that far.

As always, shit is hitting the fan. People are panicking. Media is blowing it out of proportion (even though it’s a serious issue). My dog didn’t bark at dinner tonight for once so that means the world is ending. As always, go birds.

PS- I got my CO2 tank filled in the kegerator so the beer is flowing nicely in the Mungiole household.

Day 6: We Have NFL FA Action

3-17

Another hot start to the day. Walked into work and the system is down yet again. But all is good they came back on and we went on about our day.

Some sports shit actually happened today. Wild day during NFL free agency. Eagles let Malcom Jenkins go. I don’t mind the decision. He was old and wanted a lot of money. I get both sides so it is what it is. Then they gave my boy Mille a one year deal (s/o to the haters). Talks they might swing him to safety.

Other big signings include Rivers to the Colts (I don’t get it either). Here is the biggest one, Brady to the damn Bucs! I’m seeing they are offering $30 mil a year (huge if true). That’s wild. It’s going to be weird. I’ve see Brady in a Pats uniform for 20 years of my life and some scandals (SpyGate and DeflateGate).

Other news Kevin Durant got the Coronavirus now along with his 3 teammates. Probably going to sweep through the NBA. I just need baseball in my life.

Update around the house. It’s taco Tuesday in the Mungiole house. Then my wife is going to make me watch Love Is Blind. Pray for me fam.

Day 5: TopGolf Playoffs POSTPONED

3/16

Hell of a start to Monday. Hit the gym at 0530, it was chest day. Got into work after that and the computers are down. What the fuck lol. What a Monday. I was also prepared to talk about the TopGolf playoffs tonight (your TeeBags were getting hot) but they postponed it until further notice.

Today was a day when reality started to hit. Our fearless leader put a curfew into effective tonight at 8pm. They shut down gyms and, unfortunately bars. Fucking BARS.

One of my great friends Kevin Leach (s/o to the Billows top sales employee) had a incredible post today. It amazed me. He basically said first they took away sports and now they took away bars. What the fuck is that! Bars bring people together especially after a long ass day at work. Now bars are shut down (takeout only) for some time. Unreal.

On my way home today, I finally got my keg refilled. I pissed a lot of people off. I got the last half keg of bud light at Canals in Mount Ephraim NJ. There are about 3 people behind me in line ready to kill me. But I survived. Boy I tell you, it was much easier to carry a keg down the steps in high school and college (sorry fam). I chalked it down as my second workout of the day (my watch told me that). After my first pour I noticed it came out unusually slow. I looked and the CO2 tank is out. This is a damn crisis. Tom Miller (s/o to Twps finest firefighter and dad) told me this would happen and of course I didn’t listen.

In Eagles news, Howie dropped the ball yet again day 1 in free agency. As you can see the coronavirus scare is making me lose my mind. Until tomorrow, Go birds.

P.S. attached is a dope pic of the first crispy boy out of the keg before I ran out of CO2. It’s a disgrace that portrait mode didn’t pick up the person in this pic to make it cooler looking.

Day 4 of No Sports: I Am Losing It

3-15

It has actual been an eventful day. I went and visited my aunt, uncle, and nonna in the morning. After that I was finessed into golfing with my 3 friends. Clearly I got permission from before the second event.

I went with my homies Grover, Brett, and Kenny. The later two cheat a lot in golf. But I guess if you ain’t cheating you ain’t trying.

It was an odd day on the course was surprising. We went to Westwood. I hate that course. Last time I golfed there with my buddy Grove I quit after 14 holes. I was a machine though today shooting a 97. I don’t know how Brett and Kenny shot 95 and 94. One couldnt hit the fairway and the other one somehow played his irons perfectly. My homie Grove did terrible. Pray for my dude 👐🏼

After I went to my in-laws with my wife for dinner. We had roast beef witch was delicious. We watched a movie which I fell asleep during because I just suck. My dog started being a bitch. She wouldn’t stop barking for some reason so it forced us to go home. Bailey was so bad that’s why we can’t take her anywhere lmfao.

Update on the world. It’s getting bad out there. Media is still fueling the coronavirus agenda causing panic. Heard there is going to be a 2 week quarantine now. Shits getting wild and I still haven’t filled up my keg yet during this epidemic. Also I can’t imagin having to stay in the house with my wife for 14 days lol.

Well hope you enjoyed this on your lovely Sunday night before the work week. I still haven’t figured the fuck out what I’m going to watch tonight. Philly Philly 🖖🏻

No Sports Days 1-3

3/12-3/14

This has been terrible. I literally have not known what to do with myself after work. I don’t really watch TV show unless it’s some corny shit like Naked and Afraid or Ghost Adventures.

I have been very fortunate to have a wife who watches sports with me and supports it. Not once have we disagreed on what to watch or has she forced me to watch something. She starts it by says “What’s on tonight babe?” I’m like “yo we got some Phillies action AND Sixers action.” What does she do? Helps me set up the second TV. That’s a winner right there.

Already off topic and out of order but this is a wild time to be alive. I don’t have the respect to call the virus by it’s real name but I can’t believe the Coronavirus shut all sports down. I gamble like a degenerate. But I’m good at it. Sports keeps me going.

I have been watching SportsCenter as long as I can remember. It is literally the first thing I watch every morning. Now it’s depression. All they talk about is life without sports. The last time I remember this happening was 9/11 and that was out of respect for the brave men and women including life lost. I never knew the life of no sports. And who knows when it is really coming back. All because of some virus that has blown out of proportion.

People are literally fucking going nuts. Shelves at stores are empty. All of a sudden now y’all wanna wash your hands and use hand sanitizer? Also what the fuck is up with over buying toilet paper. Toilet paper is hard to find now for fucks sake. My wife is even asking me to do these projects around the house!

Thanks to everyone. Now we are in the darkest of dark. None of youse probably got this far in my story but if you did congrats. I’m going to blog almost ever day about my feeling of days without sports. Follow me. This is the only thing that will keep me sane until they come back. Also sorry for the language so Go Birds.