3/29 through 4/9

Rainey called me a quitter so here I am. Striving and surviving. I haven’t written much so that’s why I haven’t posted anything.

Been working from home for 3 weeks now. Days come and go. Nights just go. All I’ve been doing is working, making bomb dinners with my beautiful wife (brownie points), and watching Sons of Anarchy. Highly suggest that show.

Gia and I are now on episode 5 of SOA. So yeah we really haven’t done shit in 3 weeks. Found something interesting still. I’ve wanted a bike before watching this show and now I really want a bike. My wife said she’d let me register and purchase a gun instead of a bike (guess what I’ve been looking into).

Three nights ago I was super bored. It was 11pm. Was talking to my boy Jon Baker and he told me about this channel. I tune into 718 and it’s horse racing. Better yet there is a betting app attached to that channel. TVG. Never heard of it until that night. Safe to say I was up until 3am betting on the ponies in Australia (yeah I hit 2 races).

Another fucking depressing topic is the Masters. This was supposed to be the week. Tiger. He was going to defend the green jacket. I should be talking about day 1 at the masters but we are not. It is postponed until November. Idk when we are ever going to get out on a course.

Horse racing is hard to bet on. I’ve leaned the hard way. I’m back down to my investment. But this has started a pack. I was a lone wolf for 3 weeks until I found the channel. Now my friends and I (baker, Alex, Jake and BRhen) bet on the horses every night. Not together yet but we will form a pack. We will concur.

Alright I have to go, my wife is yelling at me. Also, Tom Miller sucks go birds.

3/28-3/29

As I write this from my kitchen table, I can’t help but dread this work week from the basement. LOL JK going to take it on like it’s business as usual.

This entire weekend sucked. I couldn’t drink adult beverages. I couldn’t eat what I wanted. I couldn’t drink (I said it twice I know). This weekend still flew by when my wife and I did absolutely nothing at all.

We watched a lot of movies. First we watched Spencer Confidential. I gave it a 10/10. Then we watched The Other Guys. It was an 8/10. It was out of wack early on.

At one point we got my sister in-laws DISNEY+ account (s/o to Alana). Gia and I first watched Blank Check. All time classing. Then we watched Cadette Kellie. Clearly I took a power nap for that one.

We finished off our Saturday night by binge watching Sons of Anarchy. We’re almost done season 2 if who ever is still reading this cares.

Today (Sunday) I finally gave in on watching Tiger King. What the fuck did y’all get me into. Shit is wild. I never knew you could own a tiger for $5,000. I haven’t finished it yet so don’t ruin it for me. My wife refuses to watch it with me.

In other news, Trump said they’re extending the federal social distancing shit to April 30th. S/o Erik for breaking that new. Gia keeps asking me if we are good after that and I just hope so at this point.

Oh one last thing. Ronald Darby signed with the Redskins 😂 So that mean for 2 games next year we can watch DJax absolutely burn him 😂😂😂

As always, Go Birds!

3/27

Ah the day after I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Woke up around 8am. Mouth full of blood (not a bad thing relax). Felt like I got in a ring with a Mike Tyson in his prime for $5,000. Except I didn’t get that $5k.

I still can’t eat solid food. I had a protein shake for breakfast. Mashed potatoes for dinner. Then my wife made me tater tots. Can’t wait to eat normal again. I can’t wait to make a nice steak in the grill and crack open a crispy boy.

My wife and I watched Spencer Confidential this morning. That movie was fucking hilarious. I recommend it to everyone. I tried telling it to my boy Uriah but of course he already seen it.

All day I see my friends on snap and IG just getting boozed all day long. Literally one of my friends already crushed 4 bricks on his own since last Friday (s/o to Grover).

MLB the Show 20 finally came in the mail today. Graphics are sick. I started off with road to the show. Got drafted my the Red Sox and already made it up to AAA.

I got 2 more days before my wife goes back into her office Monday. Fortunately I get to work from home again next week. No idea what I’m going to do Wednesday Thursday and Friday when sees off while I work from home. We haven’t crossed this path yet In our marriage. Wish us the best.

I also decided to shave my face clean today. Literally no facial hair. It’s been a long 4 years since I did that. I look like a baby. My wife keeps giving me the “what the fuck face”. No ones going to see me next Saturday anyway so why not.

Remember, friends, have a crispy one for me. Go birds.

3/26

Relax folks. I got my wisdom teeth out today.

It was a hell of a morning. I had a 9am surgery apt to get these jawns out. Walked into the office and they immediately took my temp. 97.5 as normal as it was going to get. They sent my wife to wait in the car. My anxiety was through the roof because I wasn’t going to be put out for this. My hart rate was high. That’s the doc came in an assured me that I’m not going to feel a single thing. Did I believe him? No. But I had to calm down and man he was spot on.

They drugged me up. Doc went in for the first one. I didn’t even know it. My guy was spot on. I didn’t even feel a single thing the entire time. S/O to the entire team on assuring me I would be fine and doing it in the most quickly matter. 10/10 would recommend the practice that did it (DM Me).

When I got home the plumbers doing my lawn had just dug the pipe and was waiting for the new one to arrive. What do you thing my significant other did? Flushed the toilet of course. We good now though. Plumbing works!

Today was going to a great day after surgery. It was a sports fans dream day, especially Philly. We had the Phils opening day at 4. We had Flyers and Sixers action at 730 & 8. We also had Sweet 16 action. But no. This stupid COVID-19 virus not only put a stop to a daily routine but had taken away everything we love to do.

I could’ve been the degenerate gambler I am today and gambled all day on sports. I would’ve won too. But here I am writing from my couch watching Ghost Adventures dealing with the pain. If you are looking to gamble, Belarus-Premier League is still in action. I tried to put in a 5 team parlay but Draft Kings won’t allow it. Idk why, probably because they are locks.

MLB the Show 20 finally arrives tomorrow. I had to make a whole new PS4 account so add me at PhillyMung27. Apparently Amung27 was taking lol that wasn’t even my old one.

I also want to talk about HOWIEEEEEE Roseman. Tell me how we avoided a $83 million dollar contract to only have Coleman and Slay hit for roughly $5.3 in 2020. The guy is a cap GENIUS. We will get receivers in the draft. It is stacked with WRs so everyone needs to chill out with that.

Please if you’re thinking about Take Out tonight hit up Otts Twp before at. The mad man in the kitchen Skooter is making his famous Meatball Parm. It won’t disappoint, my fat ass approves.

– PhillyMung27 out

PS – If you can’t deal with blood don’t keep scrolling. It’s my home pic after surgery. This is your warning.

3/24

Woke up today. Got ready for work. Ate my cereal. Had my coffee. Headed to the basement to begin my work day. It was all of a 30 second commute to my desk. Usually takes about 45 minutes to an hour.

I was going through my morning agenda. Business as usual. When all of a sudden my phone cut out mid convo. I then noticed I was locked out no internet. What the fuck. How can I fix this while at home at 935am.

I quickly check to see if the Xfinity bill was paid since I got a new debit card and never put in the new one. It wasn’t due until April 8th. Then I see there is reported outages in my area. Xfinity decided it was a great time to do maintenance. Are you kidding me?

After trying to contact someone I decided to read the whole message. The maintenance said it was going to take 30 minutes to an hour. Let me tell ya. They took the whole entire hour. I literally was about to freak out.

Millions of Americans are currently working from home. So why in the world would they decide to do maintenance and cut out internet at 930 am. They know most people are working from home. It even told me it was affecting 506-1001 people in my area. It eventually came back on and I went on about my day. I’m sure everyone else had a panic attach just like I did during that.

Safe to day after this coronavirus shit is over with I will be shopping for cable and internet service. Sixers suck. Go birds.

3/23

Nothing new. Worked from home. It was quiet so I’m most likely screwed tomorrow. My co-worker for the week (Bailey Michelle, blue pit) didn’t come down until about 1pm. Must be nice. Go birds.

3/22

Get a load of this shit. My boy Dan had to take a #2 yesterday and used the bathroom basement. Everything was swell. Did his business and then left. Cool.

Around 9pm my wife came upstairs saying the downstairs bathroom toilet was clogged. I immediately blamed her (sorry G it makes the story). I hit it with the plunger. Nothing. I was like fuck it it’s late I’ll just take care of it in the morning with a snake.

Here comes 10pm. Gia myself and Jon are watching Containment. Terrible time to watch that show btw. I go downstairs to get more beer out of the keg and I step in a puddle. WTF! It was coming from the bathroom in the basement. My wife came down to look. As we were inspecting the situation Jon flushes the upstairs toilet and water came up from the basement toilet. YIKES.

We had no choice but to cal Roto Rooter. After 3.5 hours the guy finally showed up at 130am. The guy took all of 30 minutes to temporarily fix the problem. Of course his services cost me an organ.

Went through my typical Sunday. Made a bomb ass breakfast as always for my lovely wife with a bomb ass Bloody Mary. Hit Home Depot for some tools. They actually had all doors open and had 100 people in the store.

Tomorrow is my first day working from home ever. Wish me luck

3/21

Just a typical start to my Saturday. Got up. Ate cereal. Went to the bank to transfer funds. Rode around one final time. Went to Lowe’s grabbed some more shit for the bathroom.

Started the bathroom then my homie Jon hit me up. We started it. Drank a bit. Caught a mid day buzz. Then Dan came over. We drank more. Laid more tile. Almost got it all done until we broke the scissors. Naturally this pissed my wife off.

In the midst of doing tile. Reality hit. The fearless leader of New Jersey (he fucking sucks) basically shut down the entire state. But we can get food and meds because you know that helps right? Such a loser.

I made an incredible dinner for Gia myself and Jon. Sausage, peppers and onions in pasta. It was incredible. Now we’re sitting sitting at the table drinking beer watching me type.

Idk what humanity has in store for us. I really fucking don’t. Idk what ima tell my kids how I survived this tough time. I should be bouncing at otts for tonight for Kicking Sunrise. I should be in there telling 21 year olds to stop JULLing or kicking someone out for going into the opposite sex bathroom. I miss bouncing already. I miss sports. I miss my normal life.

I still don’t know how to live a normal life without sports. I don’t know how to not gamble. I’m about to play blackjack wish me luck.

Eagles made some minor moves today but I’ll talk about it tomorrow since I caught a buzz.

3/20

Another day another day (see what I did there?) at work. Business as usual. I packed my belongings and prepared to work from home. Issue when I got home and set it up…. some bullshit domain message popped up. Already hit up IT but if anyone can assist me feel free to hit me up.

Today after work I hit up OTTS Twp (the best bar in SJ). But I didn’t stop there for Friday beers. I stopped there for take out. Normally it is Friday Beers. My friends and I gather at an establishment (usually otts) to drink beers and be dumb. It’s depressing. No bars. No sports. I ain’t ever going to get used to this.

I sit here. At my kitchen table. Drinking a crispy boy. Watching Sons of Anarchy. Trying to figure out how the hell I’m supposed to enjoy this Friday night. What am I supposed to do watch a movie with my wife?

It was beautiful outside today. I should’ve been trying to get a quick 9 in after work. But I didn’t. The world sucks right now. I can’t believe I’m writing about this virus still. But I did get my FK Tour X golf shoes in today.

Love seeing all the doctors I come across in Facebook. I’ve seen them take the same classes as I did. Wild videos of people seeing trains carrying tanks and hummers for the national guard. Everyone assuming they know where they are going lol.

I’m running out is shit to write. This day kinda blows. Going to lay tile and pick a degenerate parlay of various sports I can find. Look at attached picks.

3/19

Howieeeeeeeeeee! He’s alive! The Eagles GM is totally alive! Huge overnight news that most of us who are still working in office saw when we woke up this morning.

The Eagles acquired Darius Slay from the Lions for a 3rd and 5th round. Again, Howieeeeeeeeee for all the haters ripping him the last few day. That deal was for you. Y’all really thought he wasn’t going to make a move. The SOB did it again by signing him for 3 year $50 mil extension. Howieeeee you dawg!!!

Other breaking news today. Sean Payton has corona virus. Can’t say we didn’t know that was coming. Joe Flacco was released by the Broncos, and no he should not come To Philly. The idiot Rams released Todd Gurley. It’s official they won’t see another Super Bowl in a while. Other news, Chris Sale will get tommy john. Better now than later right?

Pretty bummed I couldn’t go to my dad and step moms for dinner tonight but it was a decision made for the best of all of us due to the circumstances in today’s world. Came home from work in record time today 35 minutes in rush hour traffic. I made dinner tonight. Chicken cutlets. Only one other place makes a better cutlet than me (S/O to Lombardi Prime in Philly, best of the best).

Tom Miller and Kevin Leach are out there spreading wreck-less rummers about what’s going on. Don’t believe them. They are both drinking an handle of whiskey together.

I get my wisdom teeth out next Thursday still. Fuck me right?

As always, Go Birds.