8 Day: AM Madness

3/19

Howieeeeeeeeeee! He’s alive! The Eagles GM is totally alive! Huge overnight news that most of us who are still working in office saw when we woke up this morning.

The Eagles acquired Darius Slay from the Lions for a 3rd and 5th round. Again, Howieeeeeeeeee for all the haters ripping him the last few day. That deal was for you. Y’all really thought he wasn’t going to make a move. The SOB did it again by signing him for 3 year $50 mil extension. Howieeeee you dawg!!!

Other breaking news today. Sean Payton has corona virus. Can’t say we didn’t know that was coming. Joe Flacco was released by the Broncos, and no he should not come To Philly. The idiot Rams released Todd Gurley. It’s official they won’t see another Super Bowl in a while. Other news, Chris Sale will get tommy john. Better now than later right?

Pretty bummed I couldn’t go to my dad and step moms for dinner tonight but it was a decision made for the best of all of us due to the circumstances in today’s world. Came home from work in record time today 35 minutes in rush hour traffic. I made dinner tonight. Chicken cutlets. Only one other place makes a better cutlet than me (S/O to Lombardi Prime in Philly, best of the best).

Tom Miller and Kevin Leach are out there spreading wreck-less rummers about what’s going on. Don’t believe them. They are both drinking an handle of whiskey together.

I get my wisdom teeth out next Thursday still. Fuck me right?

As always, Go Birds.